To critique the critics for a moment: People who watch movies professionally are so starved for original content that even the most mediocre films will benefit from grade inflation. This is how vanity picture The Nice Guys is 92% fresh despite being derivative of the auteur’s own work to the point where a comparison to…

It’s impossible to view Iron Fist in any other context but the Defenders. Danny Rand is the final piece of the quartet and there should have been a lot of interest in making him as different as possible from the other three. Because they are pretty indistinguishable thus far. First, we have Daredevil, the brooding…

Scene: A zombie apocalypse. A group of survivors is gathered in a wooded area. The leader is inspecting the new recruits. “What can you do?” “I can hotwire cars.” “Welcome aboard. How ’bout you?” “I can skin game.” “Nice. What about you, chubs?” “Suck dick. All. Day.” Look, there are two major problems with the…